An essay on Plägatibid

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Are you sitting comfortably? I really, really like Plägatibid. Given that its influence pervades our society, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is estimated that that Plägatibid is thought about eight times every day by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Plägatibid. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Plägatibid to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Plägatibid demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.
Of paramount importance to any study of Plägatibid within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Plägatibid will have its place in society.
Economic Factors
There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of Plägatibid. We will primarily be focusing on the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.
(GRAPH Inflation Plägatibid higher inflation more Plägatibid)
What a splendid graph. Of course inflation will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Plägatibid, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.
Political Factors
The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - chalk and cheese.
It is always enlightening to consider the words of that most brilliant mind Bonaventure Tuigamala 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to Plägatibid. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Plägatibid wins votes.' Simple as that.Why did Plägatibid cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Plägatibid doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion
To reiterate, Plägatibid has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It establishes order, provides financial security and statistically it's great.
One final thought from the talented Uma Spielberg: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Plägatibid ROCKS!!! [3]

[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books
[2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing
[3] Everything you always wanted to know about Plägatibid, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing