Sunday, October 22, 2006

Tänud kõigile, kes pubisse tulid. Loodan, et teil oli sama lahe kui minul :D ja Käks kinnitas ka, et temaga on kõik korras. Kui laevapeale tulin nägin terminalis Vestat ja Marist, kahjuks lähevad nad Soome teise laevaga ja teisipäeval ilmselt kohtume. Pikas koridoris, laevapoole liikudes, alustasid Soome noored, ilmselt mingi koor, laulmist. Väga lahe oli muusika saatel laeva sammuda. Neid oli palju ja mina sattusin just kahe grupi vahele, nii et täielik stereo heli. Sain laevas sama nurgakese, mis Eestisse tulles kuid seekord on naabriteks kaks magavat Soomlast :D Vähemalt ei ole kisavat last ja saan nüüd veidi õppida. Tagasi hostelis keegi pole just eriti entusiastlik homse eksami suhtes. Homme hommikul on ka veel aega õppida ja vaadata. Aga ega siin ei oskagi midagi nii väga õppida kõik on nii üldine. Saatsin veidi meelelahutust ka oma kursakaaslastele :D
Things to do douring an exam!

Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to). –In classes we have practiced that.
If it is a math exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else
Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math exams, try using Roman numerals.
As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.
Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)
Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Sex and the City is on!!!"
Bring a water pistol with you. -Florian?? :D
If the exam is math related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"
Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes. – we can do that in Aachen :D

1 Comments:

Blogger Veiko Karu said...

Kahjuks Aire ma ei saanud tulla pubisse :(

Kuna olin teisel geoloogia sügiskoolil.

Ehk annad mulle andeks :)

Siit saad vaadata pilte sügiskoolist:
http://picasaweb.google.com/arvutigeoloog/TeineGeoloogiaSGiskool

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